The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...