Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...
Blind Golf?
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Get Rich Quick
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded...