Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Do you know why it’s called sex?
Do you know why it’s called sex?Because it’s easier to spell than Uhhhhh..oooohh…Ahhhhhh….AIIEEEEEEE!!!
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
The Truth
With all due respect, President Clinton was telling the truth when he said he...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...