Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he found a bottle,...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...