Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Internet Test
Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...