Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...