Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding…
Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy…
A Scottish private walks into the pharmacy near his bases, pulls abeat-up, mutilated condom...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...