A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?
Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned,...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...