Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Letterman’s Bad Surgeon General
From David LettermanTop Ten Signs You’re A Bad Surgeon General10. You’ve got a pack...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...