C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Lesbians can also take Viagra
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....