Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...