The good advice
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.