Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
I’m trying to prove a point
|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of...
Man\’ Help With Housework
What’s a man’s idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India…
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...