The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
Blondes have more fun!
When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...