Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally…
Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at...
Happy Anniversary
A man and his wife were at the breakfast table when he suddenly remembered...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...