Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...