Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
There were three men who were lost in the forest…
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by...