A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...