Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...