Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
A Short History of Medicine
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...