Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...