Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Once some boys got together to play poker…
Once some boys got together to play poker one night, after about 4 hours...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb
A Woman’s Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...