Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...