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The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
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It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
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Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...
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Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Office Worker Resolution
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3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Wrong Diagnosis
A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...