even more blonde q and a’s
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Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies:Here’s a...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
History of lawyers
|Why God Created LawyersSatan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...