Fireplace
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Friend of the Groom?
An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Smoking doesn\’t kill people…
All about smoking:Remember, smoking doesn?t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
New Relationship Book
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Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...