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A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
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A little girl asked her mother, “Can I go outside and play with the...
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An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding....
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...