Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time…
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined...
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
What is the biggest problem for an atheist?No one to talk to during orgasm.
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...