Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
New Language Courses Ameirca
NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak — Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Speak — LeprechaunicsNative-American...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...