Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Charlie Brown in the 90′s
Do you remember the Charlie Brown specials that taught valuable life lessons to a...