OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...