Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Back in the good ole days in Texas…
Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...