When God created Canada!
On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said “Today I...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Anagrammar!
George Bush: When you rearrange the letters: He Bugs GoreDormitory: When you rearrange the...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Getting married
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...