Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
82 year old man
An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant....
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
Together again
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then herhusband...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died…
Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far...