The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Baking humor
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection. He was...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...