Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
How do fireflies start a race
|How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...