Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
A list of redneck computer terms
|Backup – What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...