Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Preschoolers learn meat
A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
God made a man and then rested…
God made a man and then rested. God made a woman and then no...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...