Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...