Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
My Granny\’s Better!
Boy #1: Hey! Didja know that my grandfather was once face-to-face with a panther?...
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...
Solving a dispute
|Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...