The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
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Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...
Great Job
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve...
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Ant jokes 02
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How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...