Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The corporate boat race
|An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
What Happiness!
The friends of the bride decided to give the newlyweds a tape recording of...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...