Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...