Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Finding perfect men
|At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
You Know You’re From California When…
You Know You’re From California When…1. The fastest part of your commute is down...