Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Bad News 5
This guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...