rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...