The three legged chicken
A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...