Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...