When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...