English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Bill’s Death
Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D....
Show and Tell…
The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for”Show & Tell,” and...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long andthen, having...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...