Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Hilarious Humor
|”And how’s yer wife, Pat?” “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...