Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
Shipwrecked Saga -Dog and Man
A man and his dog are shipwrecked on a desert island. After exploring the...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...