Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
Apple sues Apple Corp.
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...