Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men…
There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...