This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....