Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Say That Again
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out