Two story house
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Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
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Hippie in a Bar
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A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
Four is equal to five
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Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Point Of View
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“E I E I O.”
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